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我的夢想就是不工作 (電子書)

商品描述 我的夢想就是不工作 (電子書):社群媒體瀏覽量突破千萬,最舒壓、超共鳴100%貼近現實,上班族的崩潰內心大宣洩,你一定懂的「社畜迷因」!恭喜一天又平(崩)安(潰)地過

內容簡介

內容簡介 社群媒體瀏覽量突破千萬, 最舒壓、超共鳴 100% 貼近現實,上班族的崩潰內心大宣洩, 你一定懂的「社畜迷因」! 恭喜一天又平(崩)安(潰)地過去了~ 向所有在這個時代, 用一口咖啡吞下洶湧辭職慾望的上班族致敬! 上班時間表定九點,但要求八點要進公司開早會 原以為厲害的主管,三年後還在講一模一樣的幹話 五分鐘前才交代的事務,轉頭就問弄好了嗎 辭職信準備發出前一刻,小組長說他提離職了 在地獄系的職場,磨練著鋼鐵般的毅力── 超人工作量+奈米級薪水=鞠躬盡瘁的職場小螺絲釘 就是你與我! 【溫馨提醒】閱讀時請小心背後! ★ 聽說,離職後的人類,可以在天上飛好幾天…… 嚷嚷著辭職卻每年都還在的老屁股同事、辭職信送出去又被彈回來的悲情三明治主管、一言不合就隔天不幹的瀟灑新鮮人……看起來,所有上班族的終極心願,肯定就是「辭職」無誤! 甚至還有傳聞說,離職後的人,輕盈到可以在天上飛翔好幾天!? ★ 被職場搞得破破爛爛的內心,他真的都懂! 「好想離職啊~」 打從踏入職場的那一刻,學會最多的就是「忍耐」和「道歉」……不管是畫大餅經理、偷業績課長,還是把茶水間變成八卦地獄的同事,不知怎地大家都沒少遇過??? 雖然內心崩潰地想逃,但又不保證下一家會更好,而且畢竟還要養狗養貓養自己……只好每天都告訴自己牙一咬就過了,把所有壓力和刁難一肩硬扛…… 每天面對超人工作量+月底辛酸領奈米級薪水=鞠躬盡瘁的職場中堅分子,就是你與我! 職場打滾N年,經驗豐富的作者「金退士」,以幽默風趣的筆觸繪製的《我的夢想就是不工作:辭職人類觀察手冊》,是給深陷職場、為了生存仍在苦苦打拚的你,一本共鳴舒壓、宣洩崩潰的辦公室好夥伴。 不管說過的不敢說的還沒說的之後打算要說的,一起來一吐怨氣! ★ 仔細想想,這根本就是在說我的職場日常嘛── ▷時間制同事:上班時相處熱絡,下班時間一到就形同陌路的同事關係。 ▷尿遁半天假:以頻繁生理現象組成的非正式休息時間。 ▷郵件格鬥:以電子郵件往來進行的一對一(或一對多)戰鬥,透過副本觀戰的主管偶爾也會突然參戰。 ▷業務群組大型園區:以天為單位入住新業務群組,最終形成了可怕的大型園區。 ▷超奈米微型月薪:你我的月薪。 【本書特色】 ★ 社群媒體瀏覽量突破千萬,韓國熱門辦公室漫畫! ★ 100%貼近現實,上班族們內心想說不敢說的實(幹)話(話),如實收錄! ★ 辦公室黑色幽默,笑中帶淚的最舒壓心靈共振漫畫。

作者介紹

作者介紹 【作者簡介】金退士 김퇴사(KIMTOESA)經驗豐富的上班族,只要呼吸就能找到靈感。在社群媒體上連載辦公室漫畫,捕捉奮鬥於各行各業的上班族的喜怒哀樂。@kimtoesa【譯者簡介】莊曼淳畢業於國立政治大學韓國語文學系。隨後前往韓國發展、定居,目前任職於韓國網路漫畫公司,負責翻譯、校稿工作。

產品目錄

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商品名 / 我的夢想就是不工作 (電子書)
簡介 / 我的夢想就是不工作 (電子書):社群媒體瀏覽量突破千萬,最舒壓、超共鳴100%貼近現實,上班族的崩潰內心大宣洩,你一定懂的「社畜迷因」!恭喜一天又平(崩)安(潰)地過
誠品26碼 / 2683077302000
頁數 / 210
語言 / 1:中文 繁體
級別 / N:無
檔案格式 / EPUB版式(387MB)
檔案匯出格式 / EPUB 提供 Adobe DRM

最佳賣點

最佳賣點 : 社群媒體瀏覽量突破千萬,
最舒壓、超共鳴
100% 貼近現實,上班族的崩潰內心大宣洩,
你一定懂的「社畜迷因」!

恭喜一天又平(崩)安(潰)地過去了~
向所有在這個時代,
用一口咖啡吞下洶湧辭職慾望的上班族致敬!

上班時間表定九點,但要求八點要進公司開早會
原以為厲害的主管,