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《非普通下流: 兩個不體面的故事》作者＆當代最受尊崇的英國劇作家亞倫．班奈（Alan Bennett）短篇小說
背景設定在一所老人之家——一場華麗又黑色幽默的文學饗宴
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《非普通下流: 兩個不體面的故事》作者＆當代最受尊崇的英國劇作家亞倫．班奈（Alan Bennett）短篇小說
背景設定在一所老人之家——一場華麗又黑色幽默的文學饗宴
我們有一個合唱團，在特別的日子裡，還會來一杯乾型雪莉酒。這裡與其說是家，不如說更像一間俱樂部——而且是一個真正的社群。
希爾頂之家（Hill Topp House）是一所為年長者設立、品質優良的市政住宅。住民之中，有幾位令人難忘的人物：前郵輪理髮師克雷斯威爾先生、深陷妄想的考古學家佩克歐佛先生，還有精明幹練、點子不斷的佛斯太太。新冠疫情既是死亡的原因，也帶來一連串黑色幽默的混亂；但同時，它也是解放的鑰匙。當照護人員相繼住院，原有的規範逐一瓦解，倖存的住民們終於抓住了時機——在關節炎還勉強允許的情況下，於溫暖的夏日陽光中，自由自在地四處遊走。
「薇奧蕾特嗎？她大概正在小睡一下。」麥布萊德太太說道。「她喜歡讓她的心臟節律器休息一會兒。我這就把她叫起來。」
We have a choir and on special occasions a glass of dry sherry. It's less of a home and more of a club and very much a community.
Hill Topp House is a superior council home for the elderly. Among the unforgettable residents are Mr Cresswell the ex-cruise ship hairdresser, Mr Peckover the deluded archaeologist, and the enterprising Mrs Foss. Covid is the cause of fatalities and the source of darkly comic confusion, but it's also the key to liberation. As staff are hospitalised, protocol breaks down and the surviving residents seize their moment, to scamper freely, arthritis allowing, in the warmth of the summer sun.
'Violet? She'll be having a little lie-down,' said Mrs McBryde. 'She likes to give her pacemaker a rest. I'll rout her out.'
作者介紹
ALAN BENNETT has been a leading dramatist since Beyond the Fringe in the 1960s. His works for stage and screen include Talking Heads, Forty Years On, The Lady in the Van, A Question of Attribution, The Madness of George III, an adaptation of The Wind in the Willows, The History Boys, The Habit of Art, People, Hymn, Cocktail Sticks and Allelujah! His collections of prose are Writing Home, Untold Stories (PEN/Ackerley Prize, 2006) and Keeping On, Keeping On. Six Poets contains Bennett's selection of English verse, accompanied by his commentary. His fiction includes The Uncommon Reader and Smut: Two Unseemly Stories., Alan Bennett has been one of our leading dramatists since the success of Beyond the Fringe in the 1960s. His television series Talking Heads has become a modern-day classic, revived for the BBC during the exceptional circumstances of the 2020 lockdown, including two new monologues, published as Two Besides.
His many works for the stage include Forty Years On, The Lady in the Van (together with the screenplay), A Question of Attribution, The Madness of George III (together with the Oscar-nominated screenplay The Madness of King George), and an adaptation of Kenneth Grahame's The Wind in the Willows. At the National Theatre, London, The History Boys (also a screenplay) won numerous awards including Evening Standard and Critics' Circle awards for Best Play, an Olivier for Best New Play and the South Bank Award. On Broadway, The History Boys won five New York Drama Desk Awards, four Outer Critics' Circle Awards, a New York Drama Critics' Award, a New York Drama League Award and six Tonys. Also at the National, The Habit of Art, People, Hymn and Cocktail Sticks. Allelujah! premiered at the Bridge Theatre, London.
His collections of prose are Writing Home, Untold Stories (PEN/Ackerley Prize, 2006) and Keeping On Keeping On. Bennett's selection of English verse, accompanied by his commentary is published in Six Poets, Hardy to Larkin. His lockdown diaries, published as House Arrest, was a Sunday Times bestseller. Fiction includes The Uncommon Reader, Smut: Two Unseemly Stories and another Sunday Times bestseller, Killing Time.
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