【K博士的怪奇解剖教室】Kay's Anatomy: A Complete and Completely Disgusting Guide to the Human Body
你有沒有真的好好想過自己的身體是怎麼運作的?像是仔細地、認真地想一想?
人體真是奇妙又迷人,而且坦白說也蠻怪異的。你的身體怪,我的身體怪,你數學老師的身體更怪。
這本書會告訴你身體裡到底發生了什麼,還會解答一些非常重要的問題,比如:鼻屎可以吃嗎?拜託,如果你的鼻子都努力幫你做出這份小點心,我們當然要好好研究它的營養價值啦。(放心,可以吃!盡情享用吧!)還有……你一輩子會花多少時間待在廁所?大約一年哦——所以記得帶本好書。(我推薦這本!)
放輕鬆,戴上橡膠手套,讓一位醫生帶你展開這趟充滿「便便」與「嘔吐」的內臟大冒險吧。歡迎來到 Kay’s Anatomy*。
*“Anatomy” 是身體的高級說法,看吧,你已經開始學新詞了!
Do you ever think about your body and how it all works? Like really properly think about it?
The human body is extraordinary and fascinating and, well... pretty weird. Yours is weird, mine is weird, your maths teacher's is even weirder.
This book is going to tell you what's actually going on in there, and answer the really important questions, like:
Are bogeys safe to eat? Look, if your nose is going to all that effort of creating a snack, the least we can do is check out its nutritional value. (Yes, they're safe. Chew away!)
And . . .
How much of your life will you spend on the toilet? About a year - so bring a good book. (I recommend this one.)
So sit back, relax, put on some rubber gloves, and let a doctor take you on a poo- and puke-filled tour of your insides. Welcome to Kay's Anatomy*.
*a fancy word for your body. See, you're learning already.