防詐3要訣：不聽信、不操作、掛斷電話 
Only Children
2016 年世界閱讀日發布 《星期日泰晤士報》2023 年最佳兒童讀物
內容簡介
百萬暢銷書作者David Baddiel創作 令人捧腹大笑的三篇短篇小說集
2016 年世界閱讀日發布 《星期日泰晤士報》2023 年最佳兒童讀物
男孩Alfie 的生活很固定，每天被規定要做的事一大堆。有一天，Alfie的褓姆不在，他的父母找來了Stokes太太。Stokes夫人不按牌理出牌，不會限制一大堆，她只告訴Alfie做自己喜歡的事。就這樣，事情開始變的滑稽失控…。
Chrissie，喜歡火車卻從沒坐過火車。她有火車書、火車圖片，還有火車模型，但就是沒搭過真正的火車。終於，Chrissie有機會和爺爺一起坐火車，前往倫敦進行一項重要手術。她的父母和爺爺希望這趟旅程能讓Chrissie轉移注意力。果然，父母的期望達到成效，因為Chrissie從蘇格蘭到倫敦的旅程實在是太神奇了。
接著是Ariel，從沒度過假的孩子！每年，Max、Lily 和Jack都會到「海上打盹」——世上最無聊的小鎮度假。這裡沒什麼可做，也沒什麼好看的。今年，孩子在島上遇到了一個名叫Ariel的神祕孩子。Ariel說自己從未離開過小島，Max、Lily 和Jack生活：炸魚薯條、碳酸飲料……甚至臥室窗外磚牆的景色都讓Ariel心生嚮往。Ariel的出現也讓Max、Lily 和Jack以全新的視角看待《海上打盹》小鎮…
三個搞笑、暖心、充滿冒險的故事，一定會讓你開懷大笑！
A Sunday Times Best Book for Children 2023
From million-copy bestselling author David Baddiel comes a laugh-out-loud collection of three short stories for readers of 8 and up, brilliantly illustrated by Jim Field and Steven Lenton.
MEET ALFIE… THE BOY WHO COULD DO WHAT HE LIKED!
Previously published for World Book Day 2016
Alfie has a routine. To be honest he has a lot of routines.
But then one day Alfie’s babysitter is unavailable, and Alfie’s parents get Mrs Stokes instead. Mrs Stokes doesn’t do routines. Instead, she just tells Alfie to do what he likes. And that’s when things start to go weird.
Does everything get hilariously out of control? Yes.
Does Alfie learn a valuable lesson? Nah. This isn’t that kind of story…
DISCOVER CHRISSIE… THE GIRL WHO HAD NEVER BEEN ON A TRAIN!
Chrissie loves trains. She has train books, train pictures – and, of course, model trains. But Chrissie has never been on an actual train. In part, because Chrissie doesn't find getting around as easy as other people. Then, Chrissie finally gets on a train, with her Grandpa Henry, to go down to London for an important operation. Her parents and Henry hope the journey will take Chrissie's mind off things.
And they're right: but in a way they couldn't possibly imagine. Because Chrissie's trip from Scotland to London turns out to be quite literally magical – and changes her life forever.
MARVEL AT ARIEL… THE CHILD WHO HAD NEVER BEEN ON HOLIDAY!
Every year, Max, Lily and Jack are taken to Snoring-On-Sea for their holiday – quite possibly the most boring town in the world. There’s nothing to do and nothing to see – even the beach at Snoring-on-Sea is dull and grey.
But this year, something DOES happen. The children meet someone on a tiny island out at sea – a mysterious child called Ariel. Ariel claims to have never left their tiny island, and to Ariel, everything about Max, Lily and Jack’s lives is amazing – fish and chips, fizzy drinks… even the view of the brick wall out of their bedroom window.
And their new friend forces Max, Lily and Jack to see Snoring-On-Sea in a whole new light…
Three hilarious, heart-warming and adventure-filled stories that will have you laughing out loud!
作者介紹
David Baddiel was born in 1964 in Troy, New York, but grew up and lives in London. He is a comedian, television writer, columnist and author of four novels, of which the most recent is The Death of Eli Gold.
Steven Lenton
Steven Lenton has been the winner of the Waterstones Picture Book of the Month and the Times Children’s Book of the Week. He also illustrates fiction for David Baddiel, Frank Cottrell-Boyce, and is the Sainsbury’s Prize-winning illustrator of The Nothing to See Here Hotel series.
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