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The Book that No One Wanted to Read
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內容簡介
一本沒人想看的書，如何吸引讀者翻閱呢？
你有沒有想過如果你是一本書，會是什麼感覺？擔心終日與灰塵為伍？擔心有人太粗魯，使書背斷裂？如果封面沒有閃閃發光的獨角獸或龍吸引讀者怎麼辦？
這本可憐的書，寂寞無聊，因為沒人想看它。某天，有位小男孩無意間撿起這本書並翻開。太棒啦，書好開心，但隨後意識到小男孩並不是真心想看讀書，所以書就開始對男孩獻策，希望雙方皆大歡喜。它說:「嘿，我有個你我都喜歡的點子，這樣我們都能解脫。」「你坐起，假裝打開幾頁。不想坐著，你也可以採取喜歡的姿勢，例如把身體折成Z字型、圓形、彩虹型或者躺平也可以。」「我們來玩猜拳？來玩跳跳遊戲？看看誰贏。我贏的話，你就翻一頁如何？」最後，書本的策略成功了嗎？男孩是否從頭到尾讀完這本書呢？
What is it that makes YOU want to read a book? Richard Ayoade’s children’s debut gives you all the answers in a way that’s silly, funny, and thoroughly beguiling.
Have you ever thought about how it feels to be a book? To be left under a whiffy pant pile or shelved, forever collecting dust? To have your pages bent backwards or your spine BROKEN? What if you don’t have a sparkly unicorn or dragon adorning your cover – who will pick you out of the bookshop then? This is the story of the sadly neglected Book That No One Wanted To Read – can its destiny change when it finally meets the right reader? Spoiler alert: yes. ""Laugh out loud funny and full of heart"" Noel Fielding ""Very funny, with brilliant illustrations. It should be called The Book That Everyone Wanted To Read."" Nadia Shireen ""One book that I really think children should read is The Book That No One Wanted to Read."" David Baddiel
"What is it that makes YOU want to read a book? Richard Ayoade’s children’s debut gives you all the answers in a way that’s silly, funny, and thoroughly beguiling.
Have you ever thought about how it feels to be a book? To be left under a whiffy pant pile or shelved, forever collecting dust? To have your pages bent backwards or your spine BROKEN? What if you don’t have a sparkly unicorn or dragon adorning your cover – who will pick you out of the bookshop then? This is the story of the sadly neglected Book That No One Wanted To Read – can its destiny change when it finally meets the right reader? Spoiler alert: yes. ""Laugh out loud funny and full of heart"" Noel Fielding ""Very funny, with brilliant illustrations. It should be called The Book That Everyone Wanted To Read."" Nadia Shireen ""One book that I really think children should read is The Book That No One Wanted to Read."" David Baddiel
作者介紹
Richard Ayoade
Richard Ayoade is a highly-tolerated British comedian, BAFTA-winning actor (The IT Crowd), writer, director and TV presenter (the 2021 BAFTAS, Have I Got News For You?, Travel Man) and a bibliophile. He regularly appears on comedy panel shows such as 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and The Big Fat Quiz of the Year. He wrote and directed the film Submarine from the novel by Joe Dunthorne, and directed and co-wrote (with Avi Korine) The Double. He has written three books on film; this is his debut children’s book. He is married to Lydia, who is also his wife. They have two children, who also have names. They would rather not tell you where they live, but are happy to send you a drop pin via text.
Richard Ayoade is a highly-tolerated British comedian, BAFTA-winning actor (The IT Crowd), writer, director and TV presenter (the 2021 BAFTAS, Have I Got News For You?, Travel Man) and a bibliophile. He regularly appears on comedy panel shows such as 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and The Big Fat Quiz of the Year. He wrote and directed the film Submarine from the novel by Joe Dunthorne, and directed and co-wrote (with Avi Korine) The Double. He has written three books on film; this is his debut children’s book. He is married to Lydia, who is also his wife. They have two children, who also have names. They would rather not tell you where they live, but are happy to send you a drop pin via text.
規格
誠品貨碼 / 2682313693001
ISBN13 / 9781529500301
ISBN10 / 1529500303
EAN貨碼 / 9781529500301
頁數 / 128
裝訂 / H:精裝
語言 / 3:英文
尺寸 / 22.9X15.2X0CM
級別 / N:無
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