I Don't Want to Read This Book

I Don't Want to Read This Book

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2021/11/08
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我不想看這本書!?

我不想看這本書!我真的真的不想!! 因為…因為裡面有字。
其實大部分的字還可以接受,例如蛋糕、youtube ﹙都是我愛的﹚,但是,像doubt 這個字就很怪,那個b不發音為什麼還要寫出來呢?﹙浪費墨水嗎?﹚
在這個地球上,到底有誰不會在讀完長長的句子後,就開始失去興趣的啊!世界上還有比讀句子更重要的事吧?比如吃蛋糕或是看影片,或是一邊吃蛋糕一邊看影片……你說是不是啊!
你的孩子被要求看書時常常一臉哀怨、拼命找藉口嗎?本書以讀者喃喃自語的口吻,幽默地表達出到底為什麼不想看書。其實他們也不是不想看,只是裡面充滿字和句子,一時暈頭。這樣誠實的自白,是否也說中大部分讀者的心聲呢?書名雖是不想看這本書,但是插畫和編輯很厲害,用手寫筆觸把硬梆梆的字畫得很可愛,版面弄得活潑輕鬆,讀者竟然在不知不覺中一頁一頁地往下翻,讀完了!

From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite "Schmidt" from television's New Girl) comes a hilarious picture book for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids--and grownups--who do).

Words, sentences, and even worse, paragraphs fill up books. Ugh So what's a reluctant reader to do? Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery bring the energy and laugh-out-loud fun out for every child (and parent) who thinks they don't want to read a book. Joining the ranks of favorites like The Book With No Pictures and The Serious Goose, this clever and playful read-aloud breaks the fourth wall and will have all readers coming back for laughs again and again.
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作者介紹

Max Greenfield

Max Greenfield is a New York-born actor who is best known for being interrupted by his two beautiful children, Lilly and Ozzie, as he writes this bio. Max tries to tell them that this is important and to please leave him alone, but neither child believes this, as Mommy is the one with the career and Daddy just acts silly on TV sometimes.



Mike Lowery

Mike Lowery is an author and New York Times bestselling illustrator who has worked on dozens of books for kids. Some of his favoirites are The Gingerbread Man is Lost series by Laura Murray and the Everything Awesome series which he also wrote. He likes to collect weird facts and other bits of knowledge and he draws them every morning in his sketchbook. He lives in Atlanta with his wife and two kids.

規格

誠品貨碼 / 2682074529007
ISBN13 / 9780593326060
ISBN10 / 0593326067
EAN貨碼 / 9780593326060
頁數 / 40
裝訂 / H:精裝
語言 / 3:英文
尺寸 / 24.9X22.4X1.2CM
級別 / N:無

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